{"id":88,"date":"2007-11-20T17:25:46","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T23:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mcguyverofbeer.com\/?p=88"},"modified":"2007-11-20T17:25:46","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T23:25:46","slug":"why-dont-high-school-bands-ever-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"Why don&#8217;t high school bands *ever* grow up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m perusing facebook today and notice that there are a bunch of high school bands who think they&#8217;re &#8220;punk&#8221; having a concert called the &#8220;Cleveland Punk Reunion Show&#8221; which makes no sense first of all since the bands playing don&#8217;t live in cleveland they live in the burbs, secondly it&#8217;s at a community center so&#8230; no beer&#8230; It&#8217;s really quite sad considering these people graduated high school 4+ years ago.\u00c2\u00a0 I look at the pictures of these bands websites and go &#8220;Holy crap has time stood still for them?&#8221; everyone looks the same, dresses the same, and is probably still doing nothing&#8230;. High School is over folks&#8230; time to get on with life.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh why do I even care&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m perusing facebook today and notice that there are a bunch of high school bands who think they&#8217;re &#8220;punk&#8221; having a concert called the &#8220;Cleveland Punk Reunion Show&#8221; which makes no sense first of all since the bands playing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=88\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,7,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asinine","category-ass-whooping","category-random","category-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}