{"id":50,"date":"2007-09-05T13:12:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T19:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mcguyverofbeer.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2007-09-05T13:12:25","modified_gmt":"2007-09-05T19:12:25","slug":"fuck-you-missouri-western-union","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you Missouri &#038; Western Union"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow some hillbilly fucktard acquired one of my credit card numbers and attempted to western union himself some of my money&#8230; and the sad thing is, is that western union actually *tried* to send the order through&#8230; without checking the persons identity&#8230; *sigh*<\/p>\n<p>-Scott<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somehow some hillbilly fucktard acquired one of my credit card numbers and attempted to western union himself some of my money&#8230; and the sad thing is, is that western union actually *tried* to send the order through&#8230; without checking the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=50\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asinine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}