{"id":153,"date":"2008-08-14T01:14:28","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T07:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mcguyverofbeer.com\/?p=153"},"modified":"2008-08-14T01:14:28","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T07:14:28","slug":"the-only-reason-i-cant-watch-the-olympics-on-nbc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"The only reason I can&#8217;t watch the Olympics on NBC"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand the way   Mary Carillo speaks.\u00c2\u00a0 Is her jaw wired shut? does she know that most people move their jaw when speaking not just their lips? Is she pretending she has a puppet? I just don&#8217;t get it.\u00c2\u00a0 Her speech is so ungodly awful and annoying it single handedly removes any sort of desire I have of watching the Olympics on NBC.<\/p>\n<p>Get someone else to host for the love of god.<\/p>\n<p>-S<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand the way Mary Carillo speaks.\u00c2\u00a0 Is her jaw wired shut? does she know that most people move their jaw when speaking not just their lips? Is she pretending she has a puppet? I just don&#8217;t get it.\u00c2\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/?p=153\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asinine","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":154,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottharvanek.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}